The bastard operator from hellstyle excuse generator. Thank you all for the first awards i have ever recieved, much appreciated. Bastard operator from hell bofh, algo como operador bastardo do inferno, numa traducao livre, e um personagem ficticio criado por simon travaglia. Weve found the real bastard operator from hell ingenious it boss banishes hapless callers to onhold hades with extension 666 by shaun nichols in. Bastard operator from hell works archive of our own. The bastard operator from hell university of waterloo. Being the bastard user from hell means never having to wait for another users program to run. Bastard operator from hell 1 include characters clark kent 1 lex luthor 1 bofh 1 pfy 1 include relationships include additional tags. Exclude ratings general audiences 1 exclude warnings no archive warnings apply 1.
If you want to start a main bastardoperatorfromhell page, just click the edit button above. It is only right that i should do my part in furthering such an excellent plan. Bastard operator from hell how is bastard operator from. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. Based upon the the bastard operator from hell stories written by simon paul travaglia. Bastard operator from hell 1 include characters clark kent 1 lex luthor 1 bofh 1 pfy 1 include relationships include additional tags other tags to include exclude. I pop the phone off the hook and close the curtains on the observation window. Several other people have written stories about bofhs, but those by simon travaglia are considered canonical. Despite the picture on the cover, linux journal does not normally advocate violence as a solution to system administration issues.
The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux. The bastard operator from hell the complete edition. The electronic rights of the original bofh are owned by datamation magazine. I get to work and im a bit tired so i plug a thick hunk of copper across the three phase supply and throw the switch. As a result, he begins causing havoc by deleting their accounts and files, changing passwords and rights, and other mischievous tasks that cause users grief. Christianitys most controversial doctrine put under fire i skipped over chapter 14 on purpose, because i wanted to camp out there at the beginning of this blog, however, i need to backtrack a bit further after reading a. If you have any questions, or need the bot to ignore the links, or the page altogether, please visit this simple faq for additional information. The list of abbreviations related to bofh bastard operator from hell. Im the author of bastard operator from hell, amongst other lesser known things. Hell by robert olen butler meet your next favorite book. I assign the tape device to null its so much more economical on my time as i dont have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5. The pfy takes the how to be a bastard operator from hell test. You could also buy one of the bofh kindle books from amazon which will.
This page may contain content that is offensive or inappropriate for some readers. Official books of the bofh stories are also available. Nov, 2018 short for bastard operator from hell, bofh is a fictional administrator created by simon travaglia that becomes angry with the users hes supposed to be helping. Buy bastard operator from hell by travaglia, simon, allen, david, abrams, peter isbn.
The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer several other people have written stories about bofhs, but those by simon travaglia are considered canonical. First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias author avatar, given that the characters name is simon the very few times any first name is used at all that abuses his position to a inflict misery. Weve found the real bastard operator from hell ingenious it boss banishes hapless callers to onhold hades with extension 666 by shaun nichols in san francisco 29 apr 2016 at 18. Despite careful control we cannot assume any liability for the content of the linked pages. Sysadmins should at least pretend to be nice to their users, but we all can think of times when some of them arent. By extension, the term is also used to refer to any system administrator who.
Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux journal. The extraordinary tales of the bastard operator from hell bofh and quicklimefetching minion pimply faced youth pfy. I dunno, maybe i should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, ive got a cold and i need to keep warm if i go into the machine room. The queues waaaay too long to have everything printed and sorted by the time i told them, so i kill all the small jobs so theres only 2 left and i. Bastard operator from hell ii son of the bastard slashdot. An illustration of a computer application window wayback machine an illustration of an open book. The bastard operator from hell is off to the movies. There didnt seem to be any point to the book, other than creating a lengthy list of hellians, ranging judas iscariot to mother teresa. Welcome to our special issue on violence in the workplace, i mean system administration. So today, i am sharing some of the smaller tools ive made and have been using the past years, i hope someone will get some kind of use out of it. When i change my skin ill make it look so fine for you. Short for bastard operator from hell, bofh is a fictional administrator created by simon travaglia that becomes angry with the users hes supposed to be helping.
This pdf contains every bastard operator from hell bofh story written by simon travaglia before its reintroduction at the register. Datamation magazine owns the electronic rights to the orgional works of the bofh. I reassign null to be the tape device its so much more economical on my time as i dont have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. The bastard operator from hell is a kind of sys admin folk legend. The bastard operator from hell and the paintball session. Bastard operator from hell wikipedia, a enciclopedia livre. The bastard operator from hell is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer. Dec 01, 2000 in the real world, a system administrator can walk away from idiots. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastard s own jotter pad by the very forces of nature itself, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The main character was dull, which seemed appropriate for a tv anchor in hell, but i didnt find any other reason to care about the book.
A book about heaven, hell, and the fate of every person who ever lived by rob bell, erasing. I did not try to get superuser privileges right away. Several collections of the stories have been published as books. I dunno, maybe i should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, ive got a cold and i. The bofh stories were originally posted in 1992 to usenet by travaglia, with some being reprinted in datamation. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature itself, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer.
Jan 01, 2002 bride of the bastard operator from hell. I honk my horn but his hearing aids probably turned way down to whisper, so im stuck. After reading up on operating systems i got in really quickly and learned how to up the priority for my job on the queue. The bastard operator from hell the complete www edition. Inspire a love of reading with prime book box for kids discover delightful childrens books with prime book box, a subscription that delivers new books every 1, 2, or 3 months new customers receive 15% off your first box. Regardless of when you started in it, these are musthave books. The bofh executive relief penultimate rerepost the bofh executive relief penultimate www edition the original bofh. Bstrd operator from hell part 1 its backup day today so im p.
Bastard operator from hell universitat des saarlandes. Imagine a company that works your way because you built a system that works your way, or just works, period. The bastard operator from hell style excuse server. And given the current job market for people who know linux, you can walk away from the next idiot, and the next. The bofh stories were originally posted in 1992 to. Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go. The operators of these pages are responsible for their content. I have just modified 4 external links on bastard operator from hell. Bastard operator from hell often abbreviated to bofh is a long running series of short stories by new zealand writer simon travaglia. The third bofh collection by simon travaglia simon travaglia on. Skip to main content this banner text can have markup. First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias alter ego, given that the characters name is simon the very few times any first name is used at all who abuses his position to both inflict misery upon. This site contains adult themes, violence, profanities, and other such fun stuff.
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